So she arranges with Patty for a wish, and even though she doesn't understand exactly what she's wishing for, makes her wish It was the day before Christmas.
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It was also my eighteenth birthday. I had always felt cheated on my birthday since it was so close to Christmas that no one really made much fuss over it. But I had decided that this one was going to be different. I was going to get something that I had been wanting for a long time. Someone was either crashing in the dorm during Christmas break or some animal was loose.
I pulled on my sweatshirt and went down the hall and upstairs not worrying that all I had on was my boxers and sweatshirt. I heard the noise louder and louder as I got close to the dorm room above mine. There was a light coming from the open door and I approached it carefully.
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Almost as soon as she got there, she took my hand and led me to the bedroom. It was dark, but from the sounds and movement, we knew we were not alone. They decided to have some fun and tease him when they sat on his lap. One thing led to another and Santa and his helper gave them their present early. My parents were on a two week second honeymoon in France, and my Aunt Jill had agreed to take care of our rather large house and of me.
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But really, the party has just begun. It was a special evening for both of them. After meeting a girl a few years younger than him at an adult party they manage to escape into their own Winter Wonderland teaching each other about sex. Devereaux gives us a tale in which Santa Claus carries on a decades-long affair with the Tooth Fairy their initial hook-up is a scream, erotic and humorous and just plain wrong , their illicit trysts usually coinciding with his annual gift-drops.
When Mrs. Claus finds out, she's beyond appalled--I'll not spoil her own means of getting back at Santa, but the Easter Bunny shows up at one point to hatch a murder plot. Devereaux delves deeper than the obvious, easy shock to explore the deeper meanings of these figures, weaving his story with uncanny grace. This is a book that will have you laughing out loud, and maybe even feeling ashamed about it. I found this about Christmas seasons ago. The holiday season would come and go, and I would forget about it. So, with four days before Christmas, I finished this "Fairy Tale for Grown-ups" as it states on the cover.
That'a an understatement But, then again why was I smiling, chuckling to myself as i read it? Because, it is a twisted, humorous, frolic, tale Highly recommended, for the perverse in all of us. View all 6 comments. Apr 24, Hattie Hawkins rated it it was amazing. Dirty, filthy, nasty and utterly glorious. What I wouldn't give to tell my young nieces and nephews this Tooth Fairy was coming for their teeth. I feel bad for having to say this but this book felt completely pointless. All it consists of is mindless sex scenes page after page.
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The redundancy of this novel is astounding. It read like the bizarre fetishes of a perverted man. I'll eventually check out something else from Robert Devereaux but this felt like a waste of time and was definitely not for me. Also the synopsis on the backcover of the leisure mass market paperback is very misleading. Very Boring. Dec 11, Niko rated it it was amazing Shelves: read The first time I read this book I was still in high school. Shared it with a friend and delighted in how it would shock most if they knew.
Now here I am reading it again in my 30s and still enjoy it. It's so delightfully naughty. Dec 22, Sheldon rated it really liked it Shelves: fantasy , fiction , bizarro. What if the Santa Claus you think you know wasn't really Santa? For that matter, if the Santa that Santa knows wasn't really Santa?
In Santa Steps Out by Robert Devereaux, we are introduced to a world where the Christian angels, mythological figure like Santa and the Easter Bunny , and even God himself were once other mythological being, but had their identities erased and were cast in new roles by the current being who calls himself God. This isn't a spoiler, You're told as much in the very beg What if the Santa Claus you think you know wasn't really Santa? This isn't a spoiler, You're told as much in the very beginning.
For example, the angel Michael was originally Hermes, or the Son guess who? Even Mrs. Claus was once another mythological being. And instead of Rudolph, Santa's reindeer are led by Lucifer with flaming antlers although there's not indication that he is any relation to the Biblical Lucifer. But there's a flaw with this new order, and certain mythological beings must never see each other, lest their true identities begin to leak through.
This is the case with Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy. Then the Easter Bunny enters the fray. Take that for what you will. It seems silly, but Santa Steps Out is actually incredibly good, not to mention surprisingly deep. It's one of those books that makes you think at first that it's going to be low-brow, highly sexualized and based solely on shock value. But it's not this at all.
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It goes deeply into the subjects of history, identity, love, family, and loyalty. The author's choice of words doesn't make it the easiest of reads. It's like if Vladimir Nabokov wrote sexual holiday-themed bizarro fiction. Yet it's so engaging that you never feel lost. The writing style is fluid and artistic, and the editing impeccable something I'm usually a stickler for. Looking at the cover and the title, it really takes you by surprise. This book was a genuine pleasure to read.
The only complaint I have was the ending. Most of the answers we're looking looking for are relegated to an epilogue, and things seem to get tied up too quickly, even with the subtle hint at the end that there is more to come. There is a sequel, Santa Claus Conquers the Homophobes , which I will eventually get around to reading if it's anything like this book. Still, at the end it did feel like the author might have written himself into a corner and had to resort to deus ex machina to end the book, even while deus ex machina seemed inevitable.
With knowledge that there is a sequel, this takes some of the sting out of it, as Santa Steps Out is rather hefty compared to many bizarro books, not to its detriment. Santa Steps Out by Robert Devereaux earns 4. This review has been hidden because it contains spoilers.
To view it, click here. Although "Santa Steps Out" is an extremely well written book, it is the literary equivalent of driving by and horrific accident where body parts are spread all across the road, into the trees and ditches and find it's impossible to look away even though you know good and well you're going to have nightmares for weeks afterward. Devereaux take these much loved icons of childhood an Although "Santa Steps Out" is an extremely well written book, it is the literary equivalent of driving by and horrific accident where body parts are spread all across the road, into the trees and ditches and find it's impossible to look away even though you know good and well you're going to have nightmares for weeks afterward.
Devereaux take these much loved icons of childhood and morphs them into three of the most twisted individuals you'll ever encounter The basic premise of the book is that God leaves an angel in charge for a split second and in that time the unthinkable happens Although God's wiped away their past memories, this meeting triggers something in the Tooth Fairy and she wants Santa in a bad way Because they were lovers in their past.
Even if Santa's forgotten it. But she's going to make sure he remembers and not one, not the Easter Bunny, Mrs. Claus or even God himself is going to get in her way. This is not a book for someone like myself that simply likes a "funny" book. Trust me on this. I bought this nightmare of a book based upon the cover blurb that called it "Perversely Hilarious. WAY beyond perverse But I have yet to distinctly recalled a moment when I found a single syllable of it hilarious. From cover to cover, on each and every page, there's something completely offensive.
It's filled with disturbing erotic images of Santa, The Tooth Fairy and Easter Bunny that have me looking at the chocolate bunnies in stores sideways as I tap down my desire to run away screaming. I finished reading this book not because I wanted to, but because I had to find out how Mr. Devereaux resolved all that was going on with Santa and company.
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Devereaux thought The Tooth Fairy acquired the coins for children, although brilliant View all 7 comments. Oh my bob. This is one nasty story. It ain't Mommy kissing Santa, and it ain't just kissing. Anyway, Hartwell compares this book to a piece of art done by Wallace Wood called "The Loss of Innocence in Disneyland," where all the characters are having sex and Dumbo is flying overhead shitting on all of them.
But, Oh my bob. But, got to admit it is a powerful image. And, "mounting frustrations" Not bad writing, and some clever "other Santa" interplay. His wonderful way with words just evaporates as his characters start bouncing beds all over the world. This book has an identity crisis. Although, I can't say I don' t like it.
Story gets all bogged down toward the end with death and rebirth and all sorts of declarations of love. The horror part of the story happens toward the end, too, although it didn't make me cringe. It was sort of humorous. I don't see why anyone would object to the way Santa, the Tooth Fairy, or Easter Bunny are used in this book. So silly to think there are those who think of these fantasies as something to be respected in any way. Santa Steps Out came recommended to me by a blog I read regularly. It sounded brilliant, and something I'd greatly enjoy reading, so I was thrilled when I received a copy for christmas.
I read the introductions first, and was by this point pretty excited. But the more I read, the more my excitement waned, until I was bored. I found myself skipping chunks of paragraphs to reach the end as quickly as possible. It sounds strange to say I was bored considering what this story is meant to encompass, Santa Steps Out came recommended to me by a blog I read regularly. It sounds strange to say I was bored considering what this story is meant to encompass, however instead of being anything from intrigued to repulsed, I simply had no interest at all. There were certainly elements that I liked, but the more the characters were having sex and such the more my attention wandered.
Devereaux may as well have written "and then they had sex again" as unengaging as those passages were. And as there is a lot of that sort of goings on What I did like was how he introduced these mythological figures, and told us who they'd been before, mixing together some interesting history. It gives the story slightly more depth, if only there had been slightly more. His non-snipped peen scared me, though, and I went home.
Juggling a goy who you nearly schtupped and a Jewish boyfriend is hard work; I was single by July 4 th , swearing off men. Then I met the Brit. He was blond, managed a hedge fund, and had a new-found interest in my religion. Or so I wished to believe. He was a bachelor with a baby, and I was bored, with no more menorahs to light. Leaving the safety of Jew-York for the Waspy air of D. Only Jewish mothers, and some Asian, fire off obnoxious questions while forcing plates of food down your throat and making inappropriate comments about your tushy.
I spent hours on the living room floor with his kid, taking wrapping paper away from her while Dad and Grandma laughed. What did we do next? Eat more turkey? Continual Lord-thanking since He is the kingdom, the power and the glory, forever and ever? Not classy exotic dancers of the Scores variety. He took my Shalom Aleichem ass to the Camelot, a seedy downtown bar where full-frontal was plentiful. I even sauntered up to the stage a few times to slip singles into G-strings and garters. What else was this Manhattan Jewish girl supposed to do while on vacation in a town where the fashion is horrendous?
Shopping was out of the question. When stuck in a B-rate city, strip clubs are top-notch entertainment. Just FYI.
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